WTHELPER
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A snail in a business suit saluting and holding a red folder labelled Sekrit Dokuments.
Fig. 1. The source. Slow, slimy, well dressed.

Ref. WTH-0404, copy 3 of 3

Project WTHelper: technical specification

Classification level: snail

1. Purpose

Build a helper for War Thunder players that is actually useful. The helper will live at wthelper.com, currently occupied by an empty hangar and a snail.

2. Armor values

Front platemore than the forums claim
Side armorvibes, mostly
RoofEaten. See Fig. 1.

3. Release schedule

Launch is scheduled for two weeks from whenever you are reading this. The schedule has been reviewed by the snail and approved at snail speed.

4. Known issues

  • Hangar textures eaten. Suspect identified, see Fig. 1.
  • Crew chief stuck in the default pose. Morale: confused.
  • Spawned vehicles fall through the map. Working as intended.
  • Research progress resets on every uptier.

5. Distribution

Do not post this document on any forum. Especially not to win an argument about tank armor.

S. Nail, Department of Delays

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Parody. No real documents, classified or otherwise, were used or harmed.